Me: Did you hear?
Dave: Hear what?
Me: Hear about Kim Kardashian getting divorced duh!?
Dave: Oh yeah it's the top story on every website right now.
Me: Yeah, I knew they wouldn't last..
Dave: How'd you know?
Me: Because, at their wedding rehearsal she totally asked her friend: Is it normal to hate someone this much right before you get married?
Dave: (total sarcasm voice) OMG were you there?!
Me: Ugh nevermind
I should have known he wouldn't be the person to discuss the details of the falling out of Kim's marriage.
What do you all think? Is Reggie Bush single? He's in Miami now... maybe Kourtney and Kim should take Miami...
Uh. Yeah. I'm just excited that Kris Humphries is single! Yow!
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