I saw this super cute idea on Jodie's blog - she's got some great platforms for when she becomes President. Regardless of who you're voting for, I'm sure we can all agree I've got some good ideas:
If I were President...
There would be no limit on how long you have to return items, and you wouldn't have to have the receipt.
Tory Burch would dress me and I'd give everyone Reva's on their birthdays!
JCrew would offer free shipping on ALL purchases - not just purchases over $150
Dental school would only take 3 years
Housekeepers would be provided to everyone once a month
Every office would provide free chair massages for everyone in the afternoon
Everyone would get free southwest points to visit their family whenever they want
And of course I'd end bullying, allow gay marriage and free food to poor people and all that good stuff...
Did I miss anything?
Also, I cannot keep this to myself - you all have got to head over to Whitney's blog to see her awesome "Toast - To the Candidates? As if!" Here's a preview - trust me you want to see the whole thing!
"Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance."
"Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensembly challenged'?"
Go to Whitney's blog and read the rest now!