Me: Soo what happened to the ottoman?
Dave: (has a guilty look) I dunno?
Me: I think you do know...
Dave: (still looking guilty) uhh
Me: Haha yeah you do.
Dave: Ok yeah maybe I do
Me: (laughing) I bet I can guess what happened
Dave: (thinking he's being sly) Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, give me 3 guesses
Me: Wait I only need one.
Dave: haha ok
Me: You glued the broken toilet lid back together on top of it and the super glue ran over and stuck to it
Dave: Haha - yep. It looked a lot worse, do you know how I made it look better?
Me: (dying laughing) Oh yeah, one guess - sharpie.
Dave: haha yep. you're good.
Me: I know. I can read minds.