Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Crazy Bachelorette Party Weekend!

This past weekend I road-tripped down to Dallas to celebrate Ashley's Bachelorette Party!
Here's a little re-cap for ya!

  • I invented the hottest new dance move on the scene right now. (I'll teach you as soon as I get it patented)
  • We had a yummy dinner at Victor Tangos before spending the rest of the night at J Blacks
  • I may have begged to go to the W (where GaGa was staying) with BIG plans to teach her the new dance move in an attempt to get famous.
  • We got locked out of Beth's apartment Friday night and feasted on McDonald's on the floor in the hallway.
  • Matching PJ's were worn
  • We may have had a PJ dance party that involved a wheelchair...
  • I introduced Kurtz to washing your feed before passing out, you really do feel better the next day!
  • Remnants of nuggets and fries were everywhere the next morning.
  • Illegal "outside" drinks were made in the bathroom at the ZaZa pool, what do they expect when they charge $10 a mimosa?!
  • Attempted stealing a beach ball from the pool... pool bouncer dude was a jerk.
  • Listened to the "Bachelorette Party Mix" 24/7 (Lots of GaGa, Britney, Madonna and Katy Perry)
  • Ashley got some fun lingerie and we dominated some champagne.
  • Kyle showed up in the form of a blow up doll - Thanks to me having this conversation at Christy's toy box:
    •      Me: All these blow up dolls are expensive... Do you have any cheaper ones?
    •      Sales Lady: Um no, we don't have any cheaper men but we have a sheep.
    •      Me: A what?
    •     Sales Lady: A sheep, like the animal.
    •      Me: (thinking: holy what? People are FrEaKs!) um ok that's not really what I'm looking for.
    •   Cut to me calling Spencer Gifts - Do you sell blow up dolls? Yes. Great, what's the cheapest one you have? $20. Ok, and it's a guy? Yes. Great, on my way.

  • We had some absolutely delicious sushi Saturday night at Deep Sushi.
  • Received many dirty looks for having a blow up doll in a restaurant while it was still daylight..
  • Julia was told her necklace was Fabulous! To which she replied, "I love the word fabulous!"
  • We attended a super fun Drag Show!
  • Ashley won Best Bachelorette at the Drag Show
  • Blow Up Doll, Kyle was taken on stage by a drag queen to which she asked, "Is this Jesus?"
  • Way too many test tube shots were consumed as evidenced by the below photos:
  • A drag queen did her best Rhianna impression, I'll never hear Rude Boy without thinking of her from now on!
  • We made it to another bar where I decided it would be a good place to take off my shoes and Julia agreed and joined me (blurry pic but you get the idea)
  • Somehow we all made it home with a random assortment of late night munchies
  • We scammed our way into getting an extra roll away bed and had to carry the original one out of the way while Stephanie slept on it
  • Passed out and woke up to find Vicki had used a robe for a blanket (memories of  OU/tx 2 years ago when I used a curtain)
All in all it was a very successful Bachelorette party! We had a lot of fun dancing and being girls! Can't wait for the wedding in 2 weeks to reunite with everyone!


1 comment:

Sweet Simplicity said...

It looks like you had a great time!