Me: What should we get Ryan and Lindy as a housewarming gift?
Me: Do you really have no ideas or do you just not care?
Dave: No, I'm pumped for this, let's get them a gun!
Me: Umm I was thinking like a bottle of wine?
Dave: No, let's get them energy efficient light bulbs, maybe a new sweater for Ryan? A framed poster of Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness? Sunglasses?
Dave: Yeah, let's just go with the wine.
Me: Ok what should we get Seth and Heather for their new baby?
Me: Not this again... I'll just look for their registry.
Dave: No, wait, let's get them one of those baby backpacks!
Me: Haha what??
Dave: You know, the thing you wear on your chest that holds your baby like a backpack?
Me: You mean the Baby Bjorn.
Me: Hmm I dunno their address, I'll just find something on the registry...Dave: Who cares more now?